Too Much Of English

do you know Detective Conan?

dont fucking lie to me. especially pedos out there.

there was an episode in the anime series about a Jap girl who was in a relationship with some English guy. ye ke English? caucasian la. the guy is blond. 

the guy went back to his hometown and came back to the girl's place some time later; however the girl died of suicide. 

the reason the girl kill herself is because before the guy left to go to his hometown, he wrote to the girl a word that says

'shine'

but the girl read it as 死ぬ.

tragic.

dulu suh pegi skolah blaja English takmau.

.....................

aku rasa sedikit tensi hari ni.

so aku stop kerja sekejap (ye ke sekejap?) dan gone blogwalking. 

usually when i went blogwalking i will read from the newest entry and scroll down and click previous entry.

so i scrolled a blog.;

and my eyes caught on a sentence that says:

Ya sebuah pedoman.

which means "yes, a guideline"

but my brain read that 'pedoman (guideline)' word as

'pedo man'

you get what i mean?

pedoman

pedo man

wtf brain?