Porn

sometimes i get people PM me on gtalk or FB:

its late. why arent you sleeping yet? OR

hey, what r u doing? OR

are u busy? its been a while since i hear from u.

yes, seriously i am kind of different from others whom i consider normal; 

and would have their answers to the PM something like:

i am browsing 9gag. 

they have some new interesting post in here. OR

nothing much. just playing some stupid games. OR

hey, nah, i am not busy at all. just staring at my FB wall.

be them guys or girls, i would reply:

i am watching porn. care to join me?