I Feel Like Committing Suicide

not.

well after the aircraft, i went to a treatment plant.

actually i have been there for quite a few times before.

and i knew that they have discipline problem.

but this time it is different.

this particular group of people is different.

their discipline is quite good.

QUITE.

but what i really cant stand about them is:

(all of us was speaking in Bahasa Melayu)

person 1:

i was teaching about how to manage a person who is choking for it adult, children and infant. when i explained about infant, i said "this method can only be used for babies; 1 year and below."

then he asked "what if the baby is just a few months old?"

person 2:

was outside the class when i was teaching about choking. when i am finished she asked "how about little children? what method should we use?"

are you f-ing kidding me? i explained the whole thing when you were outside and you dare to ask me the same thing? am i a f-ing tape that you can rewind?

person 3:

i showed a video of how Heimlich Maneuver works. he was trying to act cool by using the real name in anatomy said "when we perform Heimlich Maneuver, didnt we push inward & upward at the stomach? so the air should come out through the esophagus. but the victim is choked at the trachea. can you explain that?"

person 4:

asked my partner "since the AED only 'speaks' English, what if the person who witness an emergency do not understand English?"

and asked me "does the alcohol swab have a JAKIM Halal sign on it?"

...

wtf? just... wtf?

yes, there are some of them who asked good questions; eg can we perform CPR on a person who has punctured lung or broken ribs?

and yes, i have all the answers to all the questions, except for the alcohol swab thing.

but please, dont ask stupid questions.

and dont try to act like oh-i-am-so-good-that-i-should-use-the-medical-terms-on-these-trainer-so-that-they-feel-like-we-are-on-the-same-track.

it annoys me more than the smelly-fat-domino-girl. ...

well, the domino girl is a kind of fucktard too.