Money Is Not Everything

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after UPSR, people ask: Gun, which junior high u r going to go?
i went to ABS Temerloh, Pahang (2000-2002)

after PMR, people ask: Gun, which SBP u want to go?
i went to ITEM (2003 - 2004)

after SPM, people ask: Gun, which U/COllege u want to go?
i went to UTP (2005 - 2010)

after degree, people ask: when r u going to get a job?
ya. i got a job ady. (2011 - 20??)

after got a job, people ask: when r u going to get a boyfriend?
i am going to concentrate on getting more money first. money isnt everything. but everything needs money. small money, big money, all are important.

Example 1:
you have a wife. but since u dont have big money, u cant afford to buy her nice clothes, SK-II, Nivea, blablabla~ when she marry u, she become uglier, and uglier, and uglier. then u get to know a beautiful girl and she became ur girl friend. when ur wife ask u why, u complaint "because u r ugly." of course, the wife can take care of herself; and yes, u cant compare a wife to a car. but the wife also need the maintenance cost! if you cant afford New York Skin Solution, London Weight Management & Marie France Bodyline but still, u want to have a wife, you a in big trouble.

Example 2:
lets say one day u went out jalan-jalan, suddenly u want to 大便. u go look for public washroom. u only have TEN RM100.00 note. u dont have any coin (because u r too rich maybe?). u are in a bigger trouble.

Example 3:
hav u ever been to KLCC? i hav. hav u ever been to KLCC washroom? i hav. hav u ever been to KLCC washroom which u must pay RM2.00 per entry? i hav. the RM2 per entry washroom is the best public washroom i had ever been to. why? the "washroom jaga" wear suit oo.. dont play-play.. inside so clean and smell good. got expensive hand lotion and space to change baby diaper also so nice.

you sure prefer things that are nice right? may i remind you: NICE THINGS NEED NICE MONEY!

i didnt answer the question. i know. when am i going to have a boyfriend? aish!~ my job load now can drive me half gila already! add 1 boyfriend? u want me to drop dead ah?!!